If Jesus doesn’t go with me, I don’t want to go.

(Source: g0dslove-never-fails, via hegavemejoyformourning)


with great power comes a great electricity bill

(via pr0verbs-threefive)

  • student: can i borrow a pencil
  • teacher: i don't know, CAN you?
  • student: yes, also colloquial irregularities occur frequently in any language and since you and the rest of our present company understood my intended meaning, being particular about the distinctions between "can" and "may" is purely pedantic and arguably pretentious